unclefather:

when u accidentally open ur front camera and ur sitting there like

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(via secretlyluigi)

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(via dezsleptwithsirens)

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy, via and-the-snakesstart-to-sing)

elliegalaxies:

why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen

basednigel:

466k:

When I’m on my period

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oh my god dude girls are fucked up

(via pizza-slayer)

nepeter:

oh my god? why not “oh our god”, you selfish prick? unfollowed and blocked

(Source: shalrath, via heydarehodare)